60 Best Coffee Quotes & Sayings
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” – Unknown
“Science may never come up with a better communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson
“Life happens, coffee helps.” – Unknown
“My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.” – Unknown
“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.” – Jarod Kintz
“When life gives you lemons, trade if for coffee.” – Unknown
“I put instant coffee in the microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright.
“First I do the coffee, then I do the things.” – Unknown
“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins
“May your coffee be strong and Monday short.” – Unknown
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” T.S. Elliot
“Caffeine, it maintains my sunny personality.” – Unknown
“A cup of gourmet coffee share with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” – Unknown
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Regan
“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” – Unknown
“Life is what happens between coffee and wine.” – Unknown
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna Favors
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you coffee and that’s pretty much the same thing.” – Unknown
“Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?” – Justina Chen Headley
“Coffee and chocolate – the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia Carrington
“It doesn’t matter where you’re from or how you feel..There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” – Gabriel Ba
“No matter what historian claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair
“Coffee cares, coffee understands.” – Unknown
“Coffee…because it’s to early for wine.” – Unknown
“My birthstone is a coffee bean.” – Unknown
“Coffee is a hug in a mug.” – Unknown
“It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ―
“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” –
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ―
“I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”
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“Sometimes you gotta drink some coffee, put on some rock n’ roll, and handle your business.” – Unknown
“Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin your day.” – Unknown
“One day without coffee is like….just kidding I have no idea.” – Unknown
“This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.” – Unknown
“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!” ―
“I have a strong theory that you can tell a lot about someone by their coffee order.”
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“Life happens…coffee helps.” – Unknown
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson
“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
“I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening.” Julie Roberts
“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” – Steven Wright
“What goes best with a cup of coffee.? Another Cup.” – Henry Rollins
“Spilling your coffee is the equivalent of loosing your balloon.” – Unknown
“First I do the coffee, then I do the things.” – Unknown
“Coffee with a friend is the best therapy.” – Unknown
“If you can’t remember my name, just say coffee…I’ll turn around.” – Unknown
“Good days start with coffee, but I drink it all day long just in case.” – Unknown
“Coffee makes everything possible.” – Unknown
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